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The Wedding Vocalizer is an essential element of the pop culture psyche. Honestly, I would question the morals and priorities of anyone who'due south squandered the world for more than 10 years without having watched it. Seriously, it's ane of Adam Sandler'south finest moments on screen and solidified his place equally one of the earth'southward greatest, nigh unique and hottest (yep) comedy actors of all fourth dimension. Information technology was the starting time of a trio of collabs betwixt him and Drew Barrymore, it's got guest appearances out the wazoo, and most of all, is quotable as hell.

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It'd also exist criminal non mention that if more than men had the romance, talent and sheer goodness of Robbie Hart, we would exist miles closer to world peace. Every indie soft-boi in a band ~wishes~ they could've written a vocal as sugary-sweet as 'I Wanna Grow Old With You'. It's equally as lightheaded as it is fuelled by heart, warmth and nods to the garishness of the 80s that make it that much more chaotic.

Anyhow, Wedding Singer: The Musical is hitting our cities (kicking off offset in Adelaide this April), and so I highly propose getting yourself acquainted with the nooks and crannies of the classic before seeing information technology on stage. I recommend doing this by living out the very spirit of the movie completely past slipping in as many references from it into your everyday life – so here are x iconic quotes ranked by how hands you lot can fit them into conversations.

10. "Non porno tongue. Church natural language."

An epic Julia Gulia moment that truly encompasses how wholesome and quirky she is. It's relatable to anyone who grew up going to a catholic school, only maybe not great to slide into a first date scenario. Or perchance it is? Depends on your vibe.

9. "Please become out of my Van Halen t-shirt before yous jinx the ring, and they interruption upward."

I think all movies should have 1x Van Halen reference for good measure. You can sub this out for any other creative person/band, especially if yous run across someone you lot don't like repping one of your faves. Nosotros don't need that bad energy.

8. "Well, I accept a microphone, and you don't, so y'all volition listen to every damn word I accept to say!"

We all accept a 'metaphorical' microphone in life when you call up about information technology. The next time you lot feel like your stance isn't heard or respected, throw this ane in for good measure.

seven. "All right, recollect – alcohol equals puke equals smelly mess equals nobody likes yous!"

A sage, and wise reminder that we all forget all too often.

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6. "Hey, my parents died when I was 10, would you like to talk almost that?"

A great ane to slide into the chat if you're speaking to a chronic Debbie-downer. It'll really striking them with a sense of taste of their own medicine, which we honey to run into.

5. "Sir, one more than outburst, I will strangle yous with my microphone wire. You empathise me."

A archetype Sandler-anger flare-up. Nosotros have no choice but to stan.

iv. "No, sir, I have no experience, but I'm a big fan of money. I like information technology, I use it, I take a trivial. I continue information technology in a jar on top of my fridge. I'd similar to put more than in that jar. That'due south where yous come in."

This is essential at your next job interview. If your future boss doesn't recognise the quote and takes it for face up value, information technology's not a place you want to be working at anyway, in my humble opinion.

3. The entirety of 'Somebody Impale Me'.

The entire song is a cultural entity in itself.

2. "Once more, things that could've been brought to my attention YESTERDAY!"

Simply iconic, to say the least. It'due south the perfect display of that screeching/half yell/ one-half growl Sandler voice that'south become a staple in every single one of his movies. Information technology's so relatable and tin can literally be slotted into work/family/human relationship convos whenever anybody decides to drib a bomb on you lot.

1. "Hey Linda, you're a b*tch."

Absolutely the hallmark quote of the movie. We all know a Linda. I vote that we replace Karen with Linda in 2021 as a way to pay homage to the moving-picture show and all its greatness.

I'grand going to throw in another i for good measure out too:

Is your heart completely melted? Do you feel the urgent need rewatch Adam Sandler's entire filmography? Are you oozing with nostalgia? Good. We're all in search of the Julia to our Robbie.

You tin suss out tix to the Adelaide leg of Wedding Vocaliser: The Musical here.

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